Trees
They move slowly to belie the threat
Politely stand by our houses
and give shade to our pets
but the truth of the matter is not what it seems
and we gotta stop these trees

They can pull up our sidewalks, climb over our fences,
fall down on our houses and breach our defenses
Now listen here, people, and come to your senses:
we gotta stop these trees!

Yes, it's true what they say: they are not like the rest of us
completely opposed in all matters gaseous
We gotta pass some laws, we gotta set things straight
I only hope that we're not too late

If you'd seen what they did to the bars by the Arch
You'd be snatching up markers to make signs for the march
We can all carry lighters to strike fear in their hearts
but people, we gotta stop these trees

They move slowly to belie the threat
Politely stand by our houses
and give shade to our pets
but the truth of the matter is not what it seems
and we gotta stop these trees
No, the truth of the matter is not what it seems
and we gotta stop these trees!